- A -
A friend told me she never masturbates.Do you know how often I pleasure myself?
Once a day
Are you an early bird or more a night owl?
There's nothing better than staying in bed all day with a lovely girl!
Are you staring at me?
I'm looking deep in your eyes. The ocean-blue color of your eyes make me so hot right now.
- B -
Be honest, are you dating other chicks right now?
Yeah, I meet some girls, you know... casual dating.
- D -
Did you go to college?
I was a pretty fast learner in college.
Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
Maybe a bit too much. But I'll never get too drunk. I always want to stay in control.
Do you enjoy the cheerleaders at the stadium?
Yeah, they make a good game even better!
Do you know a cool place for me and my friends to hang out?
I'm not from around here, but I've heard the beach is a fun place to hang.
Do you like a girl with curves?
Who doesn't? I'm pretty good in handling a curvy ass.
Do you like my uniform?
It looks cute on you. It gets me kind of hot.
Do you like open relationships?
Nope, if I'm with a girl then I'm only with her! I think everything else is filthy.
Do you like partying?
If partying involves you, I'm down with whatever you're down.
Do you like these big pumped up silicon tits?
I really don't get it; all tits are lovely. Why making bowling balls out of them!
Do you remember how old I am?
Do you remember my favourite color?
Do you remember if I use toys when I'm alone?
Do you still talk with any of your ex-girlfriends?
Yeah, I keep in touch with some of them.
- H -
Have you ever cheated on one of your girlfriends? Be honest!
Nope! Never ever!
Have you ever taken advantage of a situation with a drunk girl?
Come on, I'm not a jerk.
Have you fucked a lot of girls in the past? Err, did I really ask this?! Okay, please tell!
I lost count around fifty.
Hey there! How's it going?
I was not having a very good day until I saw you, cutie!
Hey, baby! I was thinking about you.
I was thinking about you too, while jerking off.
- I -
I have so much studying left to do before the end of the semester.
If you need some help, let me know, I was the valedictorian in my year.
I like a man who takes charge. What would you do to show that you're a real man?
I like to carry you in my arms and to throw you onto my bed.
I love it if men have a good sense of humor.
Yes, and seeing you smile all the time since we met seems to be a good start.
I love laughing. Do you know any jokes?
I'm actually quite a comedian. Maybe we could grab a drink and I'll make you laugh?
I love the way you dress. What's your style?
It can be anything you like. I catch on to new trends really quick.
I need a guy who can also be my friend.
I could talk to you, and then fuck your pussy to let all your worries disappear.
I told you my favorite season! Do you remember?
I told you when I was born! Do you remember?
I'm sure you remember attitude regarding anal sex. Do you?
Not interested
I'm sure you remember my cup size?
I'm sure you remember my occupation, do you?
I've been dreaming of a vacation for a very long time. Meeting new people and see historic places.
Me too! Let's go to the beach and fantasize about an amazing trip to an island with two hills and a clean and juicy beach.
I've told you how tall I am! Do you remember?
5' 4"
Is it just me, or does my top feel like it's shrinking?
Man, you're making me feel like my shorts are shrinking, too.
It's almost the weekend and I don't have any plans.
I'm home alone and I was wondering if you'd like to watch a movie with me tonight.
It's so hot outside. I think I'll go to the beach for some skinny-dipping.
The water could cool us both down a bit. Maybe I'll join you.
- L -
Look at that bitch! Her skirt is so short, she is almost naked!
Trust me, your ass looks 10 times better!
- M -
My outfit is so uncomfortable. Maybe I should change it.
I think your outfit is sexy and provocative.
- O -
One of my cheerleading friends has a hairy pussy, it's more a jungle than a bush! Do you remember my style?
Shaved and juicy.
- W -
What are you doing here? Are you lost?
I came here hoping to find you.
What are you doing tonight? Want to go out?
Sure. What do you have in mind?
What are you looking for in a girl?
I like a smart, sexy girl, who can handle me in bed.
What makes you happy?
Making some breakfast for my girl on a sunny Sunday morning. And see her wake-up face while cuddling with her.
What would you do if I told you that I'm single?
I would give you a hug just to feel your body on mine.
What would you do if you'd win the big 1 million jackpot?
You know, I'd buy the beach bar I'm working in and an apartment. And of course, I'd give some money to my family.
What would you do if your girl asked you to visit a vernissage?
I would be happy to go with her! And later on, I'll paint some masterpiece with cum on her tits.
What's my favorite hobby?
What's the worst date you've ever been on?
I went out with this bitch who only talked about her ex-boyfriend.
What's your favorite place to take a girl out on a date?
To a restaurant and see where that leads.
What's your favorite way to have sex?
Really intimate, I like taking my time and making her scream at the top of her lungs.
What's your idea of a perfect date?
Staying at home, ordering pizza and a bottle of wine and watching a movie!
Why are all men so obsessed with asses? My ex was talking about it all the time!
He talks about other girls' asses while being together with you? What an asshole!
Why do men think their dick size matters so much?
Guys just link size to sexual arousal and pleasure.
- Y -
Yesterday a friend of mine told me that her boyfriend put his thumbs in her ass! Without any warning!
Wow, that's rude! I would never do that!